Stephen’s Statements A little bit of everything from Stephen Duncan Jr, a Software Developer in Portland, Oregon

Sunday, April 1, 2007

April Fool’s Day Banned

Due to significant decreases in productivity, the United Nations announced today that it was banning April Fool’s Day. They also cited human rights violations, stating that the shame felt by those who were fooled infringed upon the inherent dignity of all human beings. A follow-up proposal to categorize all practical jokes as torture under the Geneva Convention is still under deliberation.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Unless Closed

Unless Closed
Saw this in the Atom feed for photos from Flickr tagged with "Lawrence Kansas".

Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Home, Sweet Home

I want.

Friday, April 2, 2004


For geek humor at it's best, read this comment from this article. It's the funniest thing I've read in weeks.