Welcome my wife, Diane, to the blogosphere, and witness her get drunk on the power of self-publishing.
Oh you're so sweet! Thank you for helping inspire fear of me in others.
Though I will point out that your short biography has us still dating. There's nothing about what happened August 1st, 2003. Perhaps you are trying to forget about it? Is being married to me really that terrible? ; P
Uh... how'd that version get up to the site...
It's fixed.